August 22nd, 2017

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http://scholar-vit.livejournal.com/516755.html
По китайскому интернету бродит призрак шуточка. Матт Шредер перевел ее на английский. Я увы, китайского не знаю, поэтому ниже мой вторичный продукт: перевод с английского.

— (Председатель Мао): Едят ли люди досыта?

— (Мы): Еды столько, что люди садятся на диету!

— (Председатель Мао): Капиталисты в стране есть?

— (Мы): Они все ведут бизнес за рубежом!

— (Председатель Мао): Мы обогнали по производству стали Англию?

— (Мы): Один округ Таншань производит больше стали, чем Америка!

— (Председатель Мао): Мы победили ревизионистов?

— (Мы): Они распустили свое государство!

— (Председатель Мао): Мы разгромили империалистов?

— (Мы): Мы теперь сами стали империалистами!

— (Председатель Мао): А как моя Культурная Революция?

— (Мы): Она идет в Америке!

Правда, не понял что с уликами

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-syria-un-idUSKCN1B12G2

North Korea shipments to Syria chemical arms agency intercepted: U.N. report

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - Two North Korean shipments to a Syrian government agency responsible for the country's chemical weapons program were intercepted in the past six months, according to a confidential United Nations report on North Korea sanctions violations.

The report by a panel of independent U.N. experts, which was submitted to the U.N. Security Council earlier this month and seen by Reuters on Monday, gave no details on when or where the interdictions occurred or what the shipments contained.

"The panel is investigating reported prohibited chemical, ballistic missile and conventional arms cooperation between Syria and the DPRK (North Korea)," the experts wrote in the 37-page report.

"Two member states interdicted shipments destined for Syria. Another Member state informed the panel that it had reasons to believe that the goods were part of a KOMID contract with Syria," according to the report.


KOMID is the Korea Mining Development Trading Corporation. It was blacklisted by the Security Council in 2009 and described as Pyongyang's key arms dealer and exporter of equipment related to ballistic missiles and conventional weapons. In March 2016 the council also blacklisted two KOMID representatives in Syria.

"The consignees were Syrian entities designated by the European Union and the United States as front companies for Syria's Scientific Studies and Research Centre (SSRC), a Syrian entity identified by the Panel as cooperating with KOMID in previous prohibited item transfers," the U.N. experts wrote.